Scooz’ Beef


a phrase used instead of

a) do you have a tin of tomato’s?
b) can i steal your wife and put her head in a bag?
or c) do you have any spare change i can steal?
scooz’ beef” “no i’m sorry i don’t have a tin of tomato’s, a wife, or any spare change.

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