scorch the porcelain
when a particularly brutal poo leaves the toilet bowl in need of a good scrub to remove traces of the ‘splashdown and slide’ of the offending t-rd, into the deeper waters of the u-bend.
sorry to scorch the porcelain john. you got some rubber gloves and a brush handy?
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