scoreboard injury
the act of faking an injury in an athletic compet-tion in which your team is losing by a lot so you don’t have to play anymore.
dad: i’m sorry your basketball game turned out so bad. but did you see the way mary collapsed in the middle of the floor? it was an academy award-winning slow motion fall. eyes rolled up to the ceiling with a slow spin to the floor. no one touched her!
daughter: i know. scoreboard injury. she had to lay there for a while to make it look good.
dad: well, at least the other girls on the team who care about playing got playing time.
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