scorecard
to keep track of the past behaviors of a significant other, both positive and negative, in order to justify a future action on your part. also “scorecarding”
olivia – “bill kissed some other girl, so it’s okay if i kiss someone else too”
olivia’s friend – “olivia, don’t scorecard, it will ruin your relationship”
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