Scorpion toss
a means of compounding a person’s suffering or humiliation whereby, when they are at their very lowest point, you throw scorpions on them.
“i’ve lost my job, my wife’s left me, my kids think i’m a loser and i don’t know if i can take life any more.”
“scorpion toss!”
“oh christ! why did you do that? aaaarghh!”
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