Scotford Skull Fuck
originally invented in the dirty 30’s by jacques cousteau, and manipulated for personal use in the late 90’s by some dude in scotford. the scotford skull f-ck is an off-the-wall role playing s-x adventure technique in which one person (usually the hot broad with the big lips and a tight -ss) dons a scba (self-contained-breathing-apparatus) mask, purposely neglecting to attach the regulator. the other player in this s-x-romp strips down to his skivvies and proceeds to insert his member (dong, p-n-s, strap on, d-ld-, horsec-ck) into the scba mask mouthpiece. a full on face-f-ck ensues for the next 37 minutes, until one of the parties involved p-sses out from pure -rg-smic enjoyment… or over exertion.
the wearer of the mask then must lick up the salty mess and do the dishes after.
crash: hey dood, you ever role play before?
christian: yeah man, my girl diggs it!
crash: well i scotford skull f-ckked your girl last night while diddling her clam, and she did my dished after!
christian: bastad.
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