Scott Lambie
a s-x god known for having a raging 10 footer that instills fear in men that he may steal their girlfriends.
he is also well know for these quotes:
“i hate the gays but love lesbian p-rn”
“you are all just scared of my d-ck”
“come here and take it like the b-tch you are”
dude 1- you see that guy over there?
dude 2- the one who looks like a scott lambie?
dude 1- yeah that is the one. he stole my girl.
dude 2- what a douche.
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