scott pilgrimage
the retreat to the restroom that one makes in order to escape an uncomfortable social situation.
“where’d you go for two hours? you missed half the party!”
“oh, it’s not over yet? i have to pee again…”
“friend, if you keep making scott pilgrimages, that girl with the squiggly hair will never talk to you. mostly because she can’t enter the men’s restroom.”
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