Scottie Pippen
a god amuong us that played for the chicago bulls
i’m gonna dunk like scottie pippens
nba hall of famer who won 6 t-tles while playing for the chicago bulls alongside michael jordan. most famous for blocking justin bieber’s jumpshot during the 2011 nba all-star celebrity game.
scottie pippen: go back to canada p-ssy!
when a man humbly accepts that he doesn’t stand a chance with the woman he is talking to and, instead of being a c-ckblocker, he sets up his much better looking and successful friend with an -ssist. as a result, both men end up winners.
guy 1: hey, bro, you remember that hot -ss blonde you scottie pippen’d me last week?
guy 2: yeah, she was hot as h-ll.
guy 1: she’s got a friend that’s just as hot. want me to hook you up?
guy 2: h-ll yeah, that’s what teamwork is all about.
to have a large swollen b-mp on your head, similar to scottie pippen in the 96-97 nba playoffs, when he was h-t by a alonzo mourning elbow.
d-mn!!! look at that scottie pippen on his head!!!
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