scottish blowjob
a scottish bl-wj-b…. or a “wet willie”, is when a kilted warrior goes down to the deep depths of his beloved expecting a minge…. when in reality when they get there, they are met by a monster.
awk ay wee laddie, so i was in bangkok the other weekend and decided to go down on some fair maiden… low and behold when i got down there i was met by nessie the f-cking lochness monster, one could say, i gave him a scottish bl-wj-b.
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