scottish cowgirl
when a girl mounts your face with a scotch egg in her v-g-n-, and as you’re eating her out she pops it out (a la ping pong ball circa vietnam war) so you get your cake and eat it too.
harry asked kevin if he was hungry. kevin replied, “no, i had a scottish cowgirl for lunch.”
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