scottish curse


1) having to fight off women from birth, all scotsmen are born with this.
2) the scotland national team
3) scottish weather
1) “oh! plethora of naked women! please, one or two at a time! i can only fit one breast in my mouth at a time! wait your turn! theres enough of me to go around! oh d-mn this scottish curse”
2)
commentator: “and kenny miller misses another sitter!”
me: “aw for f-cksake, scottish curse”
3) “p-ssin’ of rain again, f-ckin scottish curse”
having such a large set of t-st-cl-s that you regularly sit on them.
did you see that pair on the guy in the kilt? those things are so big, must be the scottish curse …
unusually small p-n-s.
oh man! i went out with george last night, and i swear he had the scottish curse! it looked like an acorn resting on his b-lls!

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