Scottish Lobster
when playing with a woman’s female parts, you put two fingers in one hole, the thumb in the other and try to snap your fingers
steve had that girl the other night bucking in the bed ’cause he was trying the scottish lobster. she nearly broke his wrist.
when a girl is either laying on her stomach or on all fours facing away from you, you take your thumb and place it in her tooter, then, you take your pointer and middle finger and stuff them in the gateway to her guts. you start to pinch your fingers and thumb together like a lobster. and there you have it!
johnny took me out for seafood last night, and then he had a second helping of the scottish lobster when we got home.
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