Scottish Mulberry
the act of generously making a homemade alcoholic beverage made of obscure fruits and vegetables. after that, one takes his/her concoction freezes it for several days, then stuffs it up the unsuspecting -n-s of his/her partner, jamming it in vigorously over and over until the soft pink area of the -n-s bleeds.
john: how was your weekend, bill?
bill: oh, it was great, john. i performed the scottish mulberry on gweneth.
john: sounds like quite the adventure!
bill: oh you betcha, john! -smiles-
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