scottish oven
the act of trapping a friend or partner under the sheets and then farting so hard you sh-t yourself, creating an odor so foul it could kill an ogre.
greg: what did you and jen do last night?
bob: oh, we watched a movie, had some popcorn and then i scottish ovened her so hard it would make shrek proud.
greg: nice!
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