Scottish smokescreen
when a large, red-haired man – preferably scottish in heritage – pretends to perform oral s-x on a woman but only uses his fingers and makes licking noises with his mouth. similar to fake chow.
how come doug’s beard doesn’t smell like poonanny after he eats out his girlfriend, kittie everynight?
easy. he gives her the old scottish smokescreen
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