Scottish Whale
scottish whale is a term derived from the whales that inhabit the atlantic near the coast of scotland. these whales used to have strange mating calls and performed coitus in a very peculiar way, so scottish whale originally applied to a guy that was good in bed, yet was a very interesting partner. today scottish whale refers to a s-xual act involving an accordian, a two headed zebra, a case of 409 cleaning solution, and a life-size cut-outs of the entire hepburn family. this s-xual act is considered by many s-xologists and s-xy people to be the most expensive s-xual act to date, costing ten times as much as the more well known mexian marmalade
roberto was tired of having s-x in an ordinary way, so he asked his partner if she would like to commit to a scottish whale. she agreed, so now roberto and wanda-zim moonlight, and have been for 47 years hoping to, one day, afford a true scottish whale. roberto is a closet h-m-s-xual and confessed this to wanda-zim so they split up and roberto continues his quest with jimmy-sue miller.
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