Scottlon


a guy who will tell you anything to get into your pants.
girl 1: he told me he loved me on our third date!
girl 2: he is such a scottlon.

Read Also:

  • Scottmove

    n; the act of repeating something just said, or reusing someone else’s joke for your own laughs. etymology: this word arose because of a joke involving scott brand toilet paper, which was then repeated and credit was never given where credit was due a: dude! that guy just stole my joke! b: i hate it […]

  • MLK

    martin luther king; almost every big city in the united states has a street named after him. this street is often run down and infested with drug dealing hoodlums. this creates a negative stereotype for all african-americans. mr. king would not be proud of you guys. cough cough….malik… jimmy: “hey tommy, how do we get […]

  • txtfusion

    a. when one receives a very confusing text message b. when one’s phone ghost-texts, leading to text-confusion. yo dawg, i ain’t understandin any of what ur sayin! i gots some major txtfusion!

  • Taking the papiss

    when a goal of such amazing quality is scored during a football match. it will often defy the laws of physics and is capable of silencing an entire stadium of rival fans. stems from newcastle’s senegalese sensation pap-ss cisse dave: f-cking h-ll, did you see cisse’s second goal against chelsea? graham: aye, he was taking […]

  • talana

    an exceptionally amazing woman who can charm the heart of any man he was tempted by a talana that almost drove him mad when he couldn’t have her love meaning to have extremly large b–bs my talanas are so big that it hurts my back to carry them a person of a vampiric nature, of […]


Disclaimer: Scottlon definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.