Scottsdale Slut Assembly
a group of mostly blonde, big breasted, stupid, stuck up, materialistic scottsdale b-tches all together for a night out on the town…
usually a group of 2-5 sl-ts, wearing skimpy hooker clothes and matching heels, they spent about 150 dollars on a spray tan and manicure just to go out that night. they flirt with every stupid bro-douchebag in the bar or club and act dumb so they will get drinks for free. when the music gets loud, they are the first ones you see dancing on a table screaming and swinging their purse, and they are the first ones to fall off and chip a tooth.
more often than not, one of the sl-ts in the group will get upset and emotional because of a text from her old boyfriend, and proceed to get more drunk, and possibly start a catfight. when the night is over at 3am, they stumble out of the bar tripping on their 5 inch heels, screaming “wooo!” and at least one of them will go home with a stranger.
guy 1: “hey look at those chicks, they look sl-tty dude
guy 2: “ohh yah, thats a scottsdale sl-t -ssembly, you can tell by the glare of silver dresses and heels”
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