Scotty

a somewhat tall and overweight individual. their surname is usually “robert” while their last name is something along the lines of irish or jewish which fills their ginger-like qualities. he/it/ or they take liberty and pride in surrept-tiously depositing rohypnol in the alcoholic drinks of unsuspecting females. their living conditions are normally unsanitary and uninhabitable by regular human beings. these “scotty’s” take liberty in pursuing and taking advantage of heavily intoxicated females then lying/gloating about what the “scotty” considers a grand accomplishment. as a recapitulaton this creature engages in illegal activities involving rape, possession, and at times pedophilia.
tricia: “there he goes again.”
jamie: “who?”
tricia: “the scotty that is following those girls”
jamie: “good thing we didn’t drink tonight!”
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kylie: “woah! there’s grape jelly all over my leg!”
erin: “did you check under the seat before you used the toilet?”
kylie: “sh-t! i forgot!”
erin: “scotty’s at it again”
a star at a small school, that everyone loves but is c-cky and often cheats or plays girl but they never find out
look that kid is pulling a scotty on those two girls!
word derived from wrestler scotty 2 hottie. instead of hottie, use scottie

meaning, hotties
“those girls are total scotties”
“2 scotty, 2 hottie”
someone who doth not know.

he is an amazing person with a great personality, who makes everyone happy but he knows not how great of a friend, lover, and family member he really is. he is handsome, funny, outgoing and has a great aura to him. also can be referred to as: piggeh.

learn it. live it. love it.
scotty: -hugs tightly and tells her it will all be alright, making up a clever joke to make her smile then walks away.-

jane: awe he’s such a scotty.
a small mammal whom is addressed by its nickname, scooby. enjoys making erotic memes and posting them to the public. is the offspring of another mammal that which is well known for its interest in unscrambling words. unbeknownst to most of his dwarvin heritage. enjoys large swords and -ssembling betsy. expert on danknugs.
joe: dude i found a scotty in the band room!
cameron: how did u find out it was a scotty?
joe: it was doing something with betsy and our subst-tute made us unscramble words.
one teenage male whom is hormone crazed, engages in fapping, plays video games. usually -ssociates himself with desirees. this is typically because desirees are attracted to scottys. typically blonde haired blue eyed studs. extremeley f-cking hot. s-xy as f-ck. perfect match for a desiree
omg that boy is such a scotty.

look at that scotty all up on desiree
a person who strongly resembles a woodland animal. synonymous with the word squirrel.
person 1: hey what’s that up in the tree?
person 2: oh, it’s just a scotty

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