Scoutch
performing the action of sitting on the couch and drinking scotch
i’m going to scoutch it tonight.
a small amount; another way to say a “little bit”
it’s just a scoutch windy out.
originally the “scotch couch” wherein one drank scotch on a certain couch. then in drunken mumblings became scoutch. then decided to make it a drink. pour 2 parts baileys irish creme into a gl-ss. then float one part scotch on top. irish creme is used because the original couch was white. therefore floating scotch on the couch for drinking
hey ben, i want a scoutch.
verb
to hover right above a flat surface
check out that frisbee, it is scoutching the floor!
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