Scoutitus
when you’ve been up in the boonies to long that any peice of -ss looks amazing to the eye. most women from up north tend to be fat and thus make you have beer goggles without the beer.
note “fat chicks are good for practice anyways!”
scout 1: man i wanna screw that girl over there
scout 2: are you talking about that huge cow over there
scout 1: yeah man i got scout-tus i could f-ck sheep right now.
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