scrainus


the soft patch of skin that is located between the scr-t-m and the -n-s. usually very wrinkled and has a tinge of brown due to it’s close proximity to the -n-s. its name derives from part scr-t-m + part -n-s = scrainus
example a: yesterday i had a terrible itch on my scrainus.
example b: dont you think paul bettinger’s face looks like a scrainus?

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