Scrambled Dick
start your morning by tossing raw eggs into your underwear and moving your p-n-s in a circular motion as if actually whisking. use mixture to cook scrambled eggs or an omelet as you would. possibilities are endless!
person a: yo bro i made my girl some scrambled d-ck for breakfast this morning.
person b: great way to start off your day!
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