scrambling lizard
when having s-x with a woman who refuses to recieve -n-l s-x, the man puts her up against the wall face first and proceeds to do her in the v-g-n- from behind, but instead penetrates her -n-s, making her scramble up the wall like a lizard.
woman: i refuse to do it up the p–per
man: ok, lets do it vertical doggystyle, face the wall
woman: ohh ok…..aarrghhhhhh
-next day-
man to friends: haha she was like a scrambling lizard
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