scrandad
the term “scrandad” refers to an experienced eater who likes to munch on other people’s food, as well as not wanting to do anything else except get some scran(food).
red: steven stop eating my f-cking chips!!
steven: i can’t help it i’m a scrandad.
red: there’s some stollen if you want it christy and laura.
laura & christy: what’s stollen?
red: oh it’s just like a marzipan cake.
steven: (appears out of nowhere) i like marzipan!!
all together: steven!!…you scrandad
(all laugh)
elsewhere…
alex: can i park my bike in your shed.
leon: you did it just a minute ago.
alex: what can i say i’m a scrandad
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