scranton shoehorn
the act of inserting your p-n-s flaccid into a r-ct-m using your thumb as a shoehorn and then tickeling your nuts until you become erect at which point urinating is optional but preferred.
the midgets -ss was too tight so i had to scranton shoehorn that sl-t.
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