Scraping Scalps
similar to sn-tching wigs, it’s the extra umph. it’s when i wig is sn-tched so fiercely, quickly, and with such unrepentant prejudice, that the hoes clutch their pearls and hold tightly onto their lacefronts when said scalp-scr-per enters the room so that they may be able to hold onto their remy for another week.
the fact that adele can outsell all other artists while sitting on her chair shows that sn-tching wigs can be done my many artists, but scr-ping scalps is an artform.
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