scrap’n’sew
humiliating a defeated opponent after a private street fight by sewing their clothes in an unorthodox manner.
fairly easy to accomplish after a knockout but possible during a grapple.
a scr-p ‘n’ sew kit is best contained in a metal tin, usually altoids or sucrets.
“bonus points” may be awarded for repairing any clothing damaged during the fight.
dude: how’d you get that shiner?
other dude: remember that poofta that i was p-ssed at for winking at my girlfriend on facebook?
dude: not really.
other dude: well, i remixed one of his soundclick songs so it sounded like he was rapping about loving d-ck and put it on the fakebook i made with his name. i guess he overheard me telling people about it after the bar last night so he sucker-punched me in the alley by my house. buddy went down with one to the chin. i wasn’t satisfied so i gave him the old scr-p’n’sew.
dude: huh?
other dude: i happened to have a sewing kit in my pocket so i st-tched up his shirt to make it a few sizes smaller. then i got the idea to attach his shirt to his underwear so he’d have a nasty wedgie. you shoulda seen him trying to walk home when he woke up.
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