scratch your record


when a female m-st-rb-t-s, or a man m-st-rb-t-s a female. the motion of the two fingers resembles the dj scratching a record.
me: last night my girl and i got really worked up at the movies.
friend: oh yeah bro? did she hook you up in the theatre?

me: yeah bro, she was jerking me and i told her i was going to “scratch your record”, right there in the back row, she was down with it so i un b-ttoned her jeans and started playing.

friend: that’s awesome bro.

me: yeah. i love pretending im a dj.

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