Scratchel
rachel lowy’s pseudo-pokemon ident-ty
scratchel’s pokepowers/uses of scratchel:
tickle
tick remover
composting
scratchin’
… punnin’
making punnin pudding
good quiche
good at riding zebras
likes to p–p
soul sista singing in the shower
party planner (hit her up for partays)
recycling for poster making
lifting
falling into rabbit holes
making delicious desert
fetching water
boiling water
copious knowledge of creatures
can fit into small sp-ces
lovin’
being cute
consuming cheese
“a wild scratchel appears!”
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