screaming dutchman


a s-xual act in which a small object is shoved into the opening of the male’s genitals as he -j-c-l-t-s. plugging the leak! this will typically cause a man to scream uncontrollably.
my friend had a woman screaming dutchman him one time with the tip of a glue bottle.

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