screaming monkey
yanking the armpit hair of a hairy woman during s-x and making her scream.
all natural girl/hippie type on top of man riding cowgirl, when he reaches up and yanking her armpit hair out, causing her to yell and shake her arms like a screaming monkey.
s-x move: first you shave your partner’s -ss weekly for 3 months. you then let the hair grow fairly long.finally when you are about to penetrate your partner’s -n-s with your p-n-s, you rip all the hair off the -ss in one tug. in the end the victim will scream like a monkey.
i gave that b-tch a screaming monkey last night.
v-g-n-, c-nt, p-ssy, minge
only girls have a screaming monkey
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