Screaming Space Hopper
on a one night stand with a very fat girl (preferably sunburnt), get her into a doggystyle position, then force a banana up her -rs- and one hard into her tw-t and kneel on her hair. she will scream and try to get up by lifting her -rs-. jump on her back holding the bananas in place. just like a kid on a sp-ce hopper.
janice was like a screaming sp-ce hopper last night. rode the b-tch for 20 minutes.
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