screaming yeti
a step above blasting a dook. letting loose a screaming yeti is a process spanning a period of time, usually an hour. a screaming yeti is a dook being held in for so long it starts raging in the intestinal tract resulting in a constant supply of rank farts. releasing a screaming yeti is a sudden, and usually painful, experience. it is -ssumed the smell is as horrid as a yeti itself. sometimes gutteral vocal -ssistance is required to force it out.
dude, i gotta release a screaming yeti
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