screb end
the b-tt of a cigarette which is usually found lying on the floor of pavements,parks etc. chavs have an amazing affinity for spotting these from a mile, just like a cow can spot the blades of gr-ss in a field.
f-ck meeeee sideways… thats an odin that is, i just found a screbend and it’s half full.
a person who is a complete pr-ck; a person of no use; a dirty person
you are a right screb end, do you know that
like a jeb, it is a derogatory word used for the bell-end, but unlike a normal jeb it is covered in smeg.
“bally you f-ckin’ screb-end, stop bein a d-ld-.”
the head of a p-n-s (also known as a b-ll-nd) that has either been circ-mised or suffered some other trauma such as theft, arson or gbh. it is also used to refer to the grotty end of an object such as a shoe lace or a joint.
“hey issac want to go and get your b-ll-nd jebended at the synagogue.”
“someone shot me the other day with a shotgun in the groin. i now have a bit of a screbend.”
“little timmy ure shoelaces are somewhat screbended.”
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