Screech the Weasel
1) v. to m-st-rb-t-, particularly used when referring to male masturbation.
2) v. to stimulate another’s p-n-s manually.
1) did john come to school today?
-nope, he decided to stay home
and screech the weasel to some
czech transs-xual p-rn.
2) she hit me in the face, so i
made her screech my weasel for
forgiveness.
nota bene : when used in the past tense, screech is not conjugated as “screeched,” rather as “scroche,” (pr-nounced “skroach.”
i heard bob went over to susan’s.
did they fool around?
-nope, they just sat in separate
rooms all night and silently
scroche their respective weasels.
ha, bob gets no play.
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