Screeching Locust Blow
this is done when one places a chinese whistle in their -ss hole. the whistle holder is then -ssisted by their partner, who breathes heavily into the securely mounted whistle until maximum pressure is achieved. then the -ssistant removes mouth from whistle and immediately punches the whistle holder in the belly. the force from the blow will create the sound of a screeching locust. this works even better when the whistle holder is wearing some fluffy angel wings and green goggles.
i was worried last night that i would wake the kids when i gave my wife/husband a screeching locust blow, but they managed to sleep right through it. it’s a good thing, because that would be a tough one to explain.
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