Screen Hawking
when a co-worker, or nosy individual, walks behind your computer/workstation, staring at your screen as they p-ss, to try and figure out what you’re doing.
“i was working on my month end close, and socially akward penguin kept walking behind me, screen hawking and mouth breathing”
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