screenshot

a picture of a piece (or whole) of your computer desktop.
valuable in explaining to people how to do different stuff in applications, or just sort of generally cool.
also, valuable when designing web pages as a person with one computer, so your windows friend can send you screenshots of what stuff looks like in ie (or, if you’re on the dark side, so your mac friend can send pics of what it looks like in safari)….
person 1: hey, i have this awesome new app on my comp. wanta come see it sometime?

person 2: nah, just email me a screenshot.
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng on or towards your computer screen, often proceeding the viewing of p-rn or other s-xual media.
it’s pretty hard to clean off your screen after a m-ssive screenshot.
verb: splooging all over the computer screen, i.e. while jerking off to p-rn, or whatever happens to turn you on.
i just screen-shotted all over pictures of jessica alba in an innocent bunny costume!

good screen shot, man. you hit tom selleck right in the face!
this word is used to describe teen girls who look generally good looking in pictures posted on web pages such as mysp-ce or facebook, but look the complete opposite in real life. this word usually involves tons of makeup and/or photo editing.
john: “so i met kelley for the first time last night.. she wasnt as impressive as she looks on the computer.”
rachael:”yeah, shes a complete screen shot.”
– (noun, verb): similar to the action of a male -j-c-l-t-ng upon his partner’s face (facial) but specifies that the recipient is wearing gl-sses during the act.
– (noun): “dude, my girlfriend looks so hot in her new gl-sses. she decided she wanted a “study break” from her exams and i totally gave her a screenshot all over her new frames!”

– (verb): “g-d, you look so good in your new gl-sses! i’d totally screenshot the sh-t out of you right now!”
accidentaly -j-c-l-t-ng on a computer screen.
do we have anymore windex, i just had a screen shot?