Scretch


when something is so beyond sketchy, you have to call your friend.
yo, that dude just called me and told me he wanted to bang me. sh-t was scretch!
synonym for “stretch”.

see also: scr
“hey-yo quatch, i juss had to run through them n-gg-hs while they was gettin’ scretched out.”

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