screwiquette
n: the rules of politeness involving s-x. that would be things like using protection if your partner desires, not trying to get your partner in bed sooner than they want, not raping, keeping your hands to yourself early on, avoiding public s-x, etc.
the nerve of that guy! he was literally trying to undress me on the bus, and he kept trying to run his hands down my clothes. he has no screwiquette whatsoever!
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