screwton
a term used by engineers to allocate their hate for sir isaac newton. if newton never lived our lives would be a lot easier. because of that b-st-rd we are forced to do work till 3am every night. a cross between screw and newton.
1 screwton = 3.569e^-5 (pa-wb-m-v-kg)/(rad-s-ohm-mm hg)^(e^ln(0))
“man engineering sucks, screw newton”
“yeah…screwton”
a footon that is used for having drex(drunken s-x).
baby you lookin mighty fine tonight, how bout we have some drex on the screwton.
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