Scrimple


a pimple located on the male scr-t-m.
“will i become impotent if i pop this scrimple?” ted asked his doctor.
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(adj) to be economical, frugal, or smart with your money.

(v) to save money; to get a great deal
“john uses lots of coupons–he’s pretty scrimple.”

“scrimple that store, yo. get the deal. get the coupon.”
pimples, on-or-about the scr-t-m.
frequent waxing may lead to painful scrimples.
a word that can be used in any context.
it can be used as an adj, noun, verb.. anything.
“can i scrimple that ciggy?”
“lets go scrimple up change and get a c-ke.”
“i cant believe i scrimpled that nasty chick last night.”
“that cop needs to stop scrimpling on us.”
“i got so drunk the other night, i went home and scrimpled all over the bed.”
etc, etc…
a pimple on a scr-t-m.
every time i put my underwear on is hurts because i chafe my scrimple.

dude, i just sat down too hard and popped a scrimple.

i used olive oil as lube and now i have mad scrimples.
a pimple found on the male scr-t-m.
yo man, you need to get those scrimples checked out.

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