scroatch
the term defining the act of scratching the scr-t-m sack for the purpose of relief. the prominent time of day of scr–tching is just after waking up when the scr-t-m is sweaty and itchy. however, times can vary.
this morning i woke up and had to scr–tch myself good. it did the trick!
my baby rolled over and gave me a scr–tch for good luck!
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