scroll of shame


similar to the walk of shame, in that it is the first thing you do after drinking heavily and trying to remember what happened the night before as you try to get your life back. however, scroll of shame is scrolling through your smart phone to see who you drunk dialed and drunk texted the night before since you cannot or only vaguely remember.
during my scroll of shame this morning, i was shocked to see i had drunk dialed two of my ex boyfriends and texted another. how embar-ssing!

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