Scrolliosis
is the debilitating disease afflicting many internet users. symptoms include continually scrolling down a site , such as facebook or 9gag, automatically and often without thought. severe sufferers return to the top of the page, seemingly randomly, to repeat the cycle. as a result they will often see the same inane posts man times over leaving them irritable and lethargic.
gareth: seriously you should give facebook a bro man. you’ve been scroll down your feed all morning.
jake: i can’t stop! i’ve got a serious case of scrolliosis.
a common disease aflicting modern humans. symptoms include not being able to see information on a screen in front of them, not reading directions clearly, or not scrolling down to see all the information presented. symptoms aggrivated by use of the internet.
do you have scrolliosis or can you see the comments i made on your spreadsheet?
curvature of thumbs, fingers, or wrists due to scrolling too much on the computer
after researching my last school project, i am quite sure i have scrolliosis.
a physical condition of extreme eye strain caused by working on multiple monitors with several multi-page doc-ments and/or web pages in use simultaneously.
john got a bad case of scrolliosis working on that word doc-ment and browsing the web at the same time.
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