scrompf
to squeeze or grasp an object with immense p-ssion
“i’d love to scrompf that chicks t-ts!”
to fondle a females br–sts
i’d like to scrompf her cans
Read Also:
- saturday morning cartoon
cartoons that ran during sat-rday mornings. a stem of nostalgia for many, there are few of these sat-rday morning cartoons remaining since the late 2000s. garfield and friends is an example of a sat-rday morning cartoon in the 1980s-1990s.
- mooni
somebody that is super s-xy and amazing d-mn, that girl is so mooni son! an explitive, used in the place of commonly known 4-letter words. what the moonis? that guy just slammed a dale in his juice!
- saturday logic
british slang, an expression used to explain or justify a particular incident or series of events because of the existence of an alternative logic applicable to certain social situations. “where the f-ck has dave gone? it’s his round!” “he’s gone back with that girl” “ah fair enough, thats sat-rday logic i guess” “sitting in the […]
- Hancock Syndrome
1. noun a disease that usually afflicts nerdy, awkward social outcasts. if you contract this disease your social future may be in immediate danger. outward signs are sometimes hard to notice, but include the following: 1. constant touching of the p-n-s. 2. frequent and uncontrollable masturbation. 3. frequent and bulging erections. if you think you […]
- scumonaut
an individual who, either through the way they dress or their actions, is such a sc-mbag they venture into areas of sc-mbaggery not yet explored by the rest of humanity. did you see that shirt joey was wearing? he’s really becoming a sc-monaut.