scrooge

1. a n-gg-rd, very selfish person
2. mc duck, donald duck’s uncle
– please, gimme a sip of c-ke
– buy your own soda, b-st-rd !
– you are as scrooge as mc duck !
a miserable person. a person who is unwilling to give. stingy person.
he’s such a scrooge
someone who is extremely selfish/tight/a f-cktard/someone you want to kill. does not like to share stuff with other people, o be nice to other people.

it originates from charles d-ckens “scrooge” story. scrooge was a man who hated christmas and everyone, and magically a ghost appears and at the end he learns that he should be nice, and then goes to an xmas dinner and is nice to everyone….

understand?
jimmy: hey, can i have a piece of bread please?
scrooge type man: no you may not, just because i have an unlimited supply of bread, does not mwan you can have some.

or…

charlie: may i listen to your mp3 player with you?
claire: no you can not!!! just because i have 5000 songs on it, and also listen to it non stop all day, does not mean you can listen!!
charlie: haha…stupid emo… -pushes claire out window-
to slam a being against a hard wall, pull down their pants as well as yours, get behind them in a comfortable upright position, and repeatedly stick your p-n-s in and out of their -n-s.

to use strength and agility to force a man, woman, or toddler upon an elevated surface and to wiggle your way into their -sshole.
harry johnson: ahhh dude i can’t walk, some child scrooged the sh-t out of me!!!

steve: ow!!

brad: what happened man?

steve: yesterday billy tossed me onto a desk and scrooged me until i blacked out

fujimora: herro is anybody here.

creeper: i’m here fujimora, im here.

fujimora: who say that?

creeper: i say that fujimora, i say that. now get on the wall and pull down your pants, it’s scrooging time.
what you say to laugh at someone when they do something embar-ssing.
person 1:(falls and rips pants, revealing really small schl-ng.)

person 2: ha! scrooge!
a really cool guy, before he went on an acid trip which caused him to see three hallucinations and turn into a p-ssy.
at least scrooge knew that christmas was a sham.

bah humbug!
having s-x with a female with protection and then leaving right afterwards and taking the condom with you because of fear of woman trying to get pregnant with stagnant sperm.
brian: how did it go with that chick last night dude?
kevin: it was awesome, but she’s crazy so i scrooged.
brian: totally understandable.