Scroogled
a stupid campaign made by microsoft to bash gmail about how they tailor it’s ads based on keywords from the email. they also started a website and a pet-tion about it.
guy 1: “hey, i heard your dog died, but google offered me some pet coupons. ”
guy 2: “you’ve just been scroogled.”
what happens when google maps takes you to a trailer park with a sign that read “tresp-ssers will be shot. survivors will be shot again.” instead of the starbucks you had been searching for.
this term can be used any time google maps gives you bad driving directions.
so after driving around the same block for twenty minutes in the ghetto and nearly getting shot, i realized that there was no barnes and n-ble. i’d been painfully scroogled.”
what happens to users who use google services due to revelation of collaboration with the nsa. the collaboration is so deep, google isn’t even allowed to discuss their level of involvement. unrelated to microsoft marketing campaign. related: microshafted
i was reading a news story that i found while searching on google. turns out i’m scroogled because the nsa has my search history.
when one is falsely convinced by microsoft’s e-mail, outlook, that gmail is hazardous and invasive of their privacy, even though they aren’t.
joe: dude! i heard that gmail reads everything you write! i don’t feel secure using gmail anymore.
bob: n-body at google reads your emails. microsoft is just stirring up trouble.
joe: oh.
bob: you just got scroogled.
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